Free Thoughts & Dropped Calls

What if every time you mistakenly wished on an eyebrow hair you thought was an eyelash your last wish didn’t come true?










might be the rawest pic I ever seen. and he got a bag of chips in his hand


With his dreads and his american flag shirt, this is everything

I want this to be one of those photos that lasts forever you know

This photo is gonna go down in history its fuckin unbelievably powerful

Flobots gonna have some new lyrics.

according to the protester’s twitter account, he was throwing it away from children being gassed, not at the cops

on the far left of the picture, you can see a small figure (possibly two) wearing what looks like dark jeans and a black tee with a white long-sleeved shirt underneath; the white sleeve is clearly visible at child-size, child-height, the curb they’re standing on it’s far enough away for that to be an adult body

this is fucking important to know, especially given how the cops/media are twisting and misrepresenting the protesters’ actions as ‘violence’

The more I learn about this fellow, the more of a hero he becomes.

He is not a hero- he is a champion of righteousness, of decency, and of true American patriotism. Let us not call him a hero. Let’s call him simply a man who is as great as we ought all to be.

(Source: functionnextdoor)




vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via sherlockedinhogwarts)


when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

(via sorry)


my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: canadad, via sorry)
This mysterious cat takes the best everyday to shops - then returns on the bus and gets off at the same stop everyday

This mysterious cat takes the best everyday to shops - then returns on the bus and gets off at the same stop everyday

(Source: keikozakky, via kittehkats)